Forgive me for this abomination I’m about to microwave
Forgive me for this abomination I’m about to microwave
by IEatPussyForDinner
42 Comments
El_Inspector_Pector
Biblically accurate shitty food
Random5479
WTF even is that?
It looks like frozen jiaozi with an egg in the middle…
TruthThroughArt
i see what you did there
also, just put gyoza in a frying pan with a little bit of water…
Fomulouscrunch
Now you need to apologize to the mandu god personally.
Hi240
this would become normal food if you simply moved it to a pan
Books_And_Brews
Username checks out
Zomochi
You realize just because you have gyoza and egg doesn’t mean you HAVE to put them together right?
Ok_Assist3649
There is better ways 😩 my guy. Struggle meal is real XD
DeathPercept10n
Depending on what meal this is, username might not check out.
filthy_casual_42
I need to see an after pic
lacinated
do you only eat pussy shaped food?
GoatCovfefe
Not shitty food, shitty cooking.
elinamebro
Shouldn’t it be pan fried?
Willing_Soft_5944
That u/ is craaaazy
skitril
No fish? Add some for good measure, then overcook in workplace break room
Sam858
Probably but then you can’t do the egg in the same pan
inthehxightse
doesn’t egg yolk pop in the microwave
Slight_Tiger2914
You could use parchment paper with holes in it and steam it all.
bertohaj
Everything reminds me of her…
Islandmiss1
Run the Potstickers 🥟 under water first 😉 Thank me later
wendyd4rl1ng
I could forgive this if you were in a rush or something but the fact that you had time to take a picture and post this means you’re not. For goodness sakes just heat up a pan and steam/fry them it will barely take longer than nuking it.
AwkwardInmate
Turn it on, bro, you have my blessing.
WietGetal
Nooo not the microwaved egg yolk :'( just put it on the warm dumplings and slurp that shit
Man0fGreenGables
This looks like a great way to get diarrhea.
ivenoideas
Still can’t find the egg
TKSmalls
Michael Wave*
Realistic_Link_5935
what in the ussy
actually_confuzzled
no
MustyMustacheMan
Cockpockets?
Hobbitjeff
And suddenly he felt the Eye. There was an eye in the Dark Tower that did not sleep.
42 Comments
Biblically accurate shitty food
WTF even is that?
It looks like frozen jiaozi with an egg in the middle…
i see what you did there
also, just put gyoza in a frying pan with a little bit of water…
Now you need to apologize to the mandu god personally.
this would become normal food if you simply moved it to a pan
Username checks out
You realize just because you have gyoza and egg doesn’t mean you HAVE to put them together right?
There is better ways 😩 my guy. Struggle meal is real XD
Depending on what meal this is, username might not check out.
I need to see an after pic
do you only eat pussy shaped food?
Not shitty food, shitty cooking.
Shouldn’t it be pan fried?
That u/ is craaaazy
No fish? Add some for good measure, then overcook in workplace break room
Probably but then you can’t do the egg in the same pan
doesn’t egg yolk pop in the microwave
You could use parchment paper with holes in it and steam it all.
Everything reminds me of her…
Run the Potstickers 🥟 under water first 😉 Thank me later
I could forgive this if you were in a rush or something but the fact that you had time to take a picture and post this means you’re not. For goodness sakes just heat up a pan and steam/fry them it will barely take longer than nuking it.
Turn it on, bro, you have my blessing.
Nooo not the microwaved egg yolk :'( just put it on the warm dumplings and slurp that shit
This looks like a great way to get diarrhea.
Still can’t find the egg
Michael Wave*
what in the ussy
no
Cockpockets?
And suddenly he felt the Eye. There was an eye in the Dark Tower that did not sleep.
User name checks out
WAIT YOU CAN PUT RAW EGG IN MICROWABE???
Why microwave it? Cmon
Here’s the after [I’m sorry but not really](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/6J6RnwsXyX)
You can’t just post high quality content and not give us the end result. It’s like when people post these beautiful cakes but no slice pic.
…egg wontons?
The shitty-foodussy
Did you already eat your leather belt? Potstickers and a raw egg. Neither of which should go in the microwave.
Some how I’d does looks like a pussy
Please post the finished product
This picture is far more suggestive than it needs to be
/r/drunkencookery ?